February 2012
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I hate it when achievements are linked to the multiplayer portion of a game.
I’m looking at you Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood and Revelations.
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Hawaii weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
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An analysis of Siegfried Sassoon's poems "They"...
This is one of the best essays I’ve ever written, and I’m immensely proud of it.
Woodrow Wilson is often associated with bestowing World War I with the title of “the war to end all wars.” Fought from 1914 to 1918, WWI is the sixth deadliest conflict in history, resulting in over 9 million combatant deaths. Nearly all of the men who served during this conflict came back with some sort...
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Highlight of my day: finding a penny in my pocket that was minted in 1941.
awful people problems
dorkyone:
How to tell someone they suck at something when they feel so passionate about it.
You’re terrible. Jesus.
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My hair is certainly long enough. Maybe I should start growing my Jaime scruff again.
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I just started playing Assassin's Creed for the...
Me, first playing: Oh, God, too many enemies. I must blend... Don't mind me, I'm just passing through. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me... Thank you. Bye, Bitches.
Me, after playing for an hour: Oh, Dio, troppi nemici. Devo mescolare ... Non mi dispiace, sto solo di passaggio. Mi scusi, mi scusi, mi scusi ... Grazie. Ciao, bellas.
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My brother just walked into my doorway, says “today, I heard my professor say ‘suckle on a teat’” and then walked back to his room.
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okay now this is just getting surreal
distopiadoodles:
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I WANT TO GO TO THE MOB MUSEUM IN LAS VEGAS
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littleyellowboxes replied to your post: littleyellowboxes replied to your post: One…
And let me guess, someone sees it, and he gets killed?
SPOILER ALERT (as if anyone cares)
He gets saved by the Russians and the final scene is Solly peeing in the open without having to be all secretive about it.
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littleyellowboxes replied to your post: One sentence summary of the movie Europa Europa (1990)
…Really?
That’s pretty much the gist of it.
A lot of the movie was just showing how stupid German eugenics were because Solomon, the main character, didn’t match any of the features that German eugenics “scientists” said that only biological Jews had. In fact, they declared him...
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One sentence summary of the movie Europa Europa...
Jewish boy gets forced into the Hitler Youth and spends the entire time trying to hide his penis from everyone.
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I honestly think Ed Brubaker could write novels if he ever decided to get out of comics, he’s that good.
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IN HONOR OF PRESIDENTS DAY WEEKEND: THE GREATEST...
dopernose:
GEORGE WASHINGTON- Invented America and whittled some teef out of a cherry tree.
THOMAS JEFFERSON- Was a ginger, owned a chain of laundromats.
ANDREW JACKSON- Invented cousin fucking/The South.
ZACHARY TAYLOR- Starred in Home Improvement before falling off the face of the Earth.
MILLARD FILMORE- Had a girl’s first name.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN- First black president.
ULYSSES S. GRANT-...