January 2011
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December 2010
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It's four in the morning and I'm watching Lady...
I’ve lost control of my life.
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elliottmarshal replied to your post:IT’S A PINEAPPLE D’: Guess I really am leaving you for Softie now )’:
Maybe we just don’t have pineapples where I come from okay. Sobbing forever, quietly to myself.
Shhhh, just come to Hawaii and I can make you pineapple upside down cakes and we can go hang out at my LCS and maybe catch a movie and chill out together.
elliottmarshal asked: IT'S A PINEAPPLE
D':
Guess I really am leaving you for Softie now )':
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Guess I really am leaving you for Softie now )':
elliottmarshal asked: IT'S A PINEAPPLE
D':
Guess I really am leaving you for Softie now )':
D':
Guess I really am leaving you for Softie now )':
westaftermid asked: I have xbox live now!!!
westaftermid asked: I have xbox live now!!!
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“His dick sank in like he was made to fuck cat-humans.”
– fanfiction (via rabbithugs)
if I had a nickel every time I heard this
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Go to wal-mart. Look for Under the Red Hood. Don't...
I live a good life.
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MAC11
g-lee:
New love <3
that gun eats ammo too quickly, even with extended mags
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List of war movies I will be purchasing in the...
Saving Private Ryan
Defiance
Enemy at the Gates
Patton
Letters From Iwo Jima
Flags of our Fathers
Windtalkers
The Deer Hunter
Full Metal Jacket
Platoon
Apocalypse Now
Hamburger Hill
This is just a small list I made in ten minutes. Any suggestions?
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While watching youtube in my room, my dad walks...
Dad: Are you looking at porn?
Me: Yes
Dad: Is it free? It better be free. Don't make me pay for that shit.
typelouder asked: Got a question you might know about. What's the deal with the Captian American Omnibus. The one that had 1 to 25 of brubakers run is unavailable every where. :(
typelouder asked: Got a question you might know about. What's the deal with the Captian American Omnibus. The one that had 1 to 25 of brubakers run is unavailable every where. :(
That awkward moment when you find out that the...
fuck fuckity fuck fuck
sorry guys
"There's only a thin red line between the sane and...
Just popped Thin Red Line into my laptop. I didn’t realize how many well known actors were in this little gem until now.
I’m gonna compile a list of war movies to buy while watching this movie.
I love war movies.
I just watched myself unbutton and take off my plaid shirt in the mirror and ended up turning myself on.
Shut up Torey, you’re so vain
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I’ve spoken in front of over 8,000 people no problem. I have performed entire scripts I cut myself and won speech competitions with out a hitch. I can pull of job interviews without the slightest feeling of nervousness. But talking to girls is damn near impossible.
Such is life…
I heard someone say "these buns are so cute" in my...
Imagine my disappointment when I found out that it was my brother referring to how small the hamburger buns are for the burgers my dad just grilled.
And I was hoping to see some blood porn and bunnies too…
crimsonviper asked: Merry Christmas!!!
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crimsonviper asked: Merry Christmas!!!
hippopotamuses asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU CRAZY HAWAIIN DUDE~
hippopotamuses asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU CRAZY HAWAIIN DUDE~
Ugh, I hate slash.
Goodnight, tumblr.
I JUST FLIPPED A FRIED EGG WITHOUT BREAKING THE...
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That awkward moment when you find out Darth Vader...
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Erg, drank too much coffee
I’ve pee’d four times in the last forty five minutes.
None of you care, but I must share with someone.
I wonder if people enlisted in the military look down on their friends when they use grenade launchers and call them “noobs”.
Torey, Call of Duty is not like real life
Good morning, tumblr.
It is currently 5:35am in Hawaii and I am awake for some reason. So I’m drinking coffee (that I made myself I might add) and watching WW2 documentaries on youtube.
I think this is how I shall be spending every morning when I get my own place.