‘Pearl Harbor’ is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours, about how on Dec. 7, 1941, the Japanese staged a surprise attack on an American love triangle.
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Roger Ebert, in his review of the much-derided Michael Bay film. (“Of all the negative reviews I’ve written, this one may have my favorite first sentence,” Ebert said on his Facebook page today.) Seriously. Fuck that stupid ass movie. |
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We had to watch that shit in HISTORY CLASS for some fuckawful reason. This sums it up nicely.
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Seriously. Fuck that stupid ass movie.
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